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Life
Is a lot like chess

When
The game is over
The
King and pawn 
End up
In the same box.

 

Volume 2, Number 18

Roses or Thorns

It’s your choice

  We must not hope to be mowers,
And to gather the ripe gold ears,
Unless we have first been sowers
And watered the furrows with tears.

  It is not just as we take it,
This mystical world of ours,
Life’s field will yield as we make it
A harvest of thorns or of flowers.

  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  So it is with life

  Sow seeds of friendship – Harvest friends

  Sow seeds of animosity – Harvest enemies

  Sow seeds of love – Harvest love

  You receive as you give.

 

Volume 2, Number 17

For a Better Tomorrow
We need:

A little more kindness and a little less creed;
A little more giving and a little less greed;
A little more smile and a little less frown;
A little less kicking a man when he's down;
A little more "we" and a little less "I";
A little more laugh and a little less cry;
A little more flowers on the pathway of Life;
A fewer on graves at the end of the strife.

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Are you helping?

 

Volume 2, Number 16

Keep Smiling

 

Smiling is infectious.  You catch it like the flu.

When someone smiled at me today I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin

When he smiled I realized I’d passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile, than realized it’s worth.

A single smile just like mine could travel ‘round the earth.

So if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected.

Let’s start an epidemic quick and get the world infected!

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Keep the smile going by sending this website to a friend.

Everyone needs a smile!!!

Volume 2, Number 15

The Farmer and the Baker

  The Dairy Farmer churned milk into butter
And
Sold it in one pound bricks to the baker
Who
Used it for baking one pound loaves of bread.

After
Several months the butter bricks appeared to be lighter weight
So
The baker began weighing the bricks of butter
And
Found that they were indeed becoming lighter weight.

Therefore
The baker took the farmer to court and sued him.
Judge:

“Do you weigh your butter on scales?”
Farmer:
“We are poor.  We cannot afford scales, but we use a balance.”
Judge:
“What do you use for a counter weight?”
Farmer:
“The one pound loaf from the baker.”
Judge:
“Case dismissed.”

 

Moral:  Beware of what you sell, for you may have to buy it back. 

OR  What goes around comes around.

Volume 2, Number 14

  The Optimist – The Pessimist            

Their different faces are quite droll
Fighting hard for my control.
This is upsetting you can see,
Because they live inside of me
And if I let them take their toll
They surely will destroy my soul.

  Each journey that we may address
Will finish with no great success.
If neither sees the other’s side,
And brings a state I can’t abide.
The optimist sees only smiles,
The pessimist sees rocky miles.

  The realist in me says, “Old friend,
“You will not break if you’ll just bend,
“And take the bitter with the sweet,
“And know that that’s how troubles meet
“With answers that untie the knot,
“The blessed lessons we forgot.”

  I’ll turn the dark clouds inside out
I’ll wear a smile and not a pout,
And my two inner foes will come
To realize that there’s really some
Deserving thoughts in either view,
Though I prefer the brighter hue.

So join me in a solemn pledge
To journey to life’s final edge,
With understanding of the need
To recognize and pay full heed,
No matter what we think or write,
There’s nothing purely black or white.

  Elaine

 

 

Volume 2, Number 12

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One night a large fighting ship was roaming the high seas
when
The ship's lookout told his commanding officer of an oncoming light -- dead ahead
Ship's officer:
"Advise on coming vessel to change course."
Vessel:
"We insist you change course at once."
Ship's officer:
"I am an Admiral.  I order you to alter your course."
Vessel:
"I am a Seaman.  I recommend altering your course."
Ship's officer:
"I am a Battleship.  Stop being insubordinate."
Vessel:
"I am a Lighthouse.  Any questions?"

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Moral:

Pulling rank can be hazardous.

Volume 2, Number 11

I'm Tired

The population of this country is 250 million.

104 million are retired, leaving 146 million to do the work.
80 million are going to school, leaving 66 million to do the work.
32 million employed by the government, leaving 34  million to do the work.
5 million are in the Armed Forces, leaving 29 million to do the work.
28,700,000 employed by the state and city governments, leaving 300,000 to do the work.
248,210 are in hospitals, leaving 51,790 to do the work.
51,788 are in prisons, leaving 2 people to do the work (you & me) and
you're sitting there reading this.

NO WONDER I'M TIRED.

I'M DOING ALL THE WORK.

Question:  Why are staircases in firehouses typically round or spiral shaped?

 

Volume 2, Number 10

 

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

Lost or well spent?

If you sit down at set of sun
And count the acts that you have done,
And, counting, find
One self-denying deed, one word
That fell like sunshine where it went --
Then you may count that day well spent.

But if, through all the livelong day,
You've cheered no heart, by yea or nay --
If, through it all
You've nothing done that you can trace
That brought the sunshine to one face --
No act most small
That helped some soul and nothing cost --
Then count that day as worse than lost.

Mary Ann Evans, better known as George Eliot (1819-1880)

 

Volume 2, Number 9

 

Answer to the Question of the week

How many have died for your freedom since the birth of this nation?

11 Wars to preserve our Freedom

42,348,460 (U.S.)
Served in wartime military

1,431,291 (U.S.)
Wounded and survived

894,468 (U.S.)
Source: www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0004615.html

These colors

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Will never fade
or
Never run
Never have
and
Never will

***
Guaranteed

God Bless America

Volume 2, Number 8

 

 

Memorial Day

  This day is not only for those who died, but also those who lived.

  It is for those who served: Fighter, Nurse, Entertainer, Factory worker.

  No matter where:  Foreign soil, At home, On the Air, On the ground, or On the water.

  Without you Tyranny would have survived and the Tyrant would have won.

 

Thank You

 

Don’t forget

“It is the soldier, not the reporter,Who has given us freedom of the press.

  It is the soldier, not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.

  It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,

Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.

  It is the soldier,

Who salutes the flag,

Who serves beneath the flag,

And whose coffin is draped by the flag,

Who allows the protester to burn the flag.”

--Father Dennis Edward O’Brien, USMC

 

 

Question of the week

 

How many people have died fighting wars for your freedom since the birth of this nation?

The Tank Driver and the General

Time: World War II                                   Click To Preview
Location:
Somewhere in France                  

The writer who was a tank driver who was driving the lead tank for an advancing tank battalion came upon a very small town in France.  In fact it was so short that he could not maneuver the tanks' 32 tons and nearly 24' length around.  The drivers' failure to accomplish his appointed task temporarily brought this fighting unit and it's part of the War to a halt.

When walking from the rear came this General (Patton)...

General:  "Soldier, what is your problem?"
Soldier:  " I can't turn --building's too close."
General:  "See that building that's preventing your turn?"
Soldier:  "Yes Sir."
General:  "Blow it up.  Knock it down.  Or run it over.  Do something!  The whole Army is behind you."

So it is with life.  Don't just stand there.  Do something!

Your life is waiting.

 

Volume 2, Number 6

 

 

CHOICES

"We are a product of the choices we make, not the circumstances we face."
                                           -- Roger Crawford

YOU CAN

Be optimistic or pessimistic -- be happy or sad.  Be positive or negative -- be a success or failure.  Have a good day or a bad day.  It is simply a matter of choice.  Your choice.

CONSIDER THIS

Three individuals were laboring at a construction site.  All were doing the same work, but when each was asked what his job was, the answers were very different.  "I'm breaking rocks," explained the first worker.  "I'm earning a living," said the second.  The third man paused for a brief moment, smiled, and proudly stated:  "I'm helping build a Cathedral."

Are you just breaking rocks or building for the future?

In closing...

"It's what you do and not what you say.  If you're not part of the future, get out of the way."
                           
--John Mellencamp, Peaceful World

 

Volume 2, Number 5

 

 

Who Am I?

 

Master of human destinies am I!

Fame, love, and fortune on my footsteps wait.

Cities and fields I walk;  I penetrate

Deserts and seas remote, and passing by

Hovel and mart and palace – soon or late

I knock unbidden once at every gate!

 

If sleeping, wake – if feasting, rise before

I turn away.  It is the hour of fate,

And they who follow me reach every state

Mortals desire, and conquer every foe

Save death; but those who doubt or hesitate,

Condemned to failure, penury and woe,

Seek me in vain and uselessly implore.

I answer not, and I return no more!

 

 

William Shakespeare once wrote of me:

 

“There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken

at the flood, leads on to fortune.”  The catch is that I

almost always involve some breasting of the tide – ie.,

hard work.  Many people would rather simply wait for

their ship to come in rather than rescue it from the storm

and saving it’s cargo of good will.

  My name is OPPORTUNITY

April Fools Day

Mark Twain once said “April 1st is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other 364.”

Laughing at ourselves, and at our own foolishness, apparently translates well from one generation to another and from culture to culture.

April Fools Day is alive and well in countries all over the world.  Some forms of  the tradition  can be traced back through history, possibly to Biblical times.

The Netherlands:  The Dutch often have stories that appear in newspapers and on TV that have people in search of something only to find out it was a joke.

France:  The French April fool is called “le poisson d’avril” or the fish of April, perhaps because fish are perceived as foolish in falling for bait.

Favorite pranks include placing rubber mice or other rodents in the path of unsuspecting victims.

Taping a paper fish to someone’s back.

Tying money onto fishing line, then pulling it out of grasp of the tempted.

  Scotland:  In Scotland a favorite prank is to send someone hunting for a cuckoo.  The goal is to send someone on an impossible mission before he or she realizes that it is a joke.

  Germany & Norway:  Some people in Germany and Norway have been known to celebrate not only on the first day of the month, but the last.

  Mexico:  Mexico observes a similar day in December on which it is foolishness to let anyone borrow.  Tradition says that items borrowed on that day don’t have to be returned!

  United States:  April Fools Day has been observed in the US since Colonial days.  The typical goal of American pranks is to make the intended fool believe some outrageous story is true.

 

How much land does a person need?

  In 1896 Leo Tolstoy wrote about a peasant named Pahom who worked hard and honestly for his family.  But he had no land of his own, so he always remained as poor as the next man.  “Busy as we are from childhood tilling mother earth,” he often thought, “we peasants will always die as we are living, with nothing of our own.  If only we had our own land it would be different.”

  He therefore set about saving from his meager earnings so that he could buy some land.  For he told his wife that life was impossible without land of their own.  Finally, they were able to acquire a small plot of land.  Unfortunately they were not satisfied and continued to desire and obtain more land.  But somehow their greed could not let them be happy.

  Then one day a passing land dealer told him that in the Land of the Wandering Bashkirs he could get all the land he needed for just one thousand rubles.  Upon hearing this his greed took over.  He sold all that he had and traveled to the Land of the Bashkirs.

  Upon arriving he approached the Chief Bashkir and asked him if the story was true.  The Chief Bashkir assured him that it was true that he could have all the land he could walk around in one day for only 1,000 rubles.  They agreed to meet again the next day at the steep.

  Just prior to sunrise he met the Bashkir Committee at the steep.

  The Chief pointed to the country side and said all that you can walk around in one day is yours and gave him a shovel to mark his land.

  The Chief put his fox fur cap on the ground marking the starting and ending place.

  At the break of day Pahom put his 1,000 rubles in the hat and headed east towards the rising sun.

  When the sun was half way to zenith he marked the ground and turned north.

  Not being satisfied with his first distance he doubled his pace so he could get more land before midday.

  He arrived at midday so hot and sweaty that he took off his shirt and tossed it aside.

  He again marked his spot and turned west.

  By this time he was concerned because he had not captured as much land as he wanted so he began to run.

  In fact, he ran so fast that his shoes wore out, so at his next turn he took them off and threw them away.

  Now barefoot, without a shirt, he ran towards the finish spot because the sun was beginning to set.

  He arrived breathless, feet bleeding, almost blind from exhaustion, passed the finish mark and collapsed and died.

  The Wondering Bashkirs dug a hole 2 feet wide,  4 feet deep and 6 feet long and buried him along with the others who also tried.

  You see, 2 x 4 x 6 was all the land he really needed.

  Such is the price of greed.

The following was taken from a recent “Dear Abby” column:

 

Pet owners everywhere must heed these words!

  Ten Commandments for a Responsible Pet Owners:

  1.  My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years.  Any separation from you will be very painful.

  2.  Give me time to understand what you want of me.

  3.  Place your trust in me – it is crucial for my well-being.

  4.  Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment.  You have your work, your friends, your entertainment.  I only have you!

  5.  Talk to me.  Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice when it’s speaking to me.

  6.  Be aware that however you treat me, I’ll never forget it.

  7.  Before you hit me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.

  8.  Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself  i something might be bothering me.  Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I’ve been out in the sun too long, or my heart may be getting old and weak.

  9.  Take care of me when I get old.  You, too, will grow old.

  10.  Go with me on difficult journeys.  Never say “I can’t bear to watch it,” or “Let it happen in my absence.”  Everything is easier for me if you are there.  Remember, I love you.